Crotch-Staring Photog: Jesus God, we've seen that shit so many times, it's not even worth grabbing the camera that is hanging around my neck.
Person Who Appears To Be In A Wheelchair: I feel a southern breeze. Does anyone have any Lysol? Please, anyone? Lysol? Maybe just some bleach with which to douse my face.
Britney: AHAHAHAHAHA Oh. My. GAWD. Y'awl. I love this new long-shirts trend. Like today after I spit up Doritos onto my skirt I totes didn't have to go all the way home to change. WHOO! And I love my new purse that I can fit all six of my dogs and that younger, uglier kid in at the same time!
Crotch-Staring Photog: Is that a tampon string?
